Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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