hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
