i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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