Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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