Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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