why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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