No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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