hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize
