i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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