I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
try to milk me bitch
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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