Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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