He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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