You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
