we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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