so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
zippers are such a cool invention
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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