Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
