I like to think it a success when the cops are called
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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