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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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