Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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