i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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