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So how was he last night?

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Five-minute foot-long.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure

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you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends

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(636): View more from Missouri

Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.

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(240): View more from Maryland

planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.

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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.

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(631): View more from New York

I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.

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If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?

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