I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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