with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
