But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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