idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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