He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize