i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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