it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
