You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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