i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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