She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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