doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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