Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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