I wish life had little blips of pornography
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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