Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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