did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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