So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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