'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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