And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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