I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Come on in and take your pants off
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