Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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