Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
There's even glitter on my cock...
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