Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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