the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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