i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
