my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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