I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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