Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
another moral hangover. fuck.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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