How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
