I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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