OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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