We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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