love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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