Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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