I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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