Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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