How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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