69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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