So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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