kristin has been a bad kristin
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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