So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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